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Verizon Wireless

A cell phone company who thinks they are so great, when in fact, they actually suck. They lure you into the store with their "hot" new phones like the Chocolate and then a month later your sitting with your new phone realizing you can't do anything cool with it. Then you call Verizon asking for help, and they act like they couldn't care less.

Then maybe you record a cool video and want to transfer it to your computer with Bluetooth. Oh wait, you can't because your shitty phone company you went with doesn't allow it.
You decide you want to return your phone and get the iPhone wannabe Voyager. Then you realize it has the same interface as your chocolate and return it. Now your stuck with a two year contract with a shitty phone company, not to mention all the hidden charges that come along with your already uber-locked down phone.
AT&T Customer: "Hey Mike, want me to send you that cool song I just recorded and saved as my ringtone."

VZ Customer: "Hey sure, Thanks!" (Gets sound 6 hours later after it being sniffed by Verizon for possible traces of ripping them off).

VZ Customer: "Yo robby, I got dat sound, but i can't save it as my ringtone. We both got have the RAZR"

AT&T Customer: "Yes My Friend, but you have Verizon Wireless. You can't have fun." (Starts uploading limewire content to phone)...Verizon customer goes to cry in corner.
by ssavoy December 20, 2007
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Wireclub

The most ridiculous place on the internet. Where hundreds of drug abusing hippys go to meet up with each other and argue about stupid topics.
Lets go fight on Wireclub
by AnonymousUDer October 31, 2010
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wirefully

Connecting to a device using a wire/cable.
I don't have a wireless router, so all my devices connect wirefully.
by Kirupa Chinnathambi September 4, 2005
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wisedumb

a word to describe someone who's both smart and stupid.
That woman is so wisedumb.
by band rox May 21, 2006
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wierdy

1. someone who acts unusually strange compared to their usual behavior. 2. an inatimate object (such as a camera or microwave) that isn't working the way you were told it would when you bought it for 5 bucks off ebay
1. Jeez, why is Mikey acting so wierdy this week? He's being such a chigger!
2. This camera is being so wierdy!! I knew that jerk-off on ebay wasn't giving me a real discount!! Where's my 49?
by noelita December 9, 2008
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Fudge Wire

The act of shoving pvc pipe up the anus and then inserting barbwire in the pvc pipe, and remove the pvc pipe... leaving the barbwire in the anus
this is used in toutrtue, im going to give you a fudge wire
by [vG]Freakshow December 29, 2007
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pulling wire

Pulling wire is the best way to build muscle

LOL!!!!
by ßĿƱŦ√ΛYИƐ May 24, 2014
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