This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.
by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024
Get the Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkinmug. a volcano native is an indigenous person who's homeland is in either latin america or the islands. this stems from the volcano emoji 🌋 used to represent them
"Aw double fuck we're both volcano natives!"
"Whys that a problem?"
"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
"Whys that a problem?"
"It means we're probably cousins fok!"
by awwdoublefuck October 1, 2021
Get the volcano nativemug. A new take on the famous thought experiment, Schrödinger's cat, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. Inbrought by the undisputed masterpiece "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" , & its confusion inbrought by Natsuki's lyrics describing the Aso Kujū National Park volcano situation. Natsuki mentioned that there is too much volcano & that there is no volcano? Many theorize that the answer is that it's "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!" given that the song is titled "TOO MUCH VOLCANO!".
Neglected gas stoves left on with candles abutting are like Schrödinger's Volcano: until you check in, they exist as both exploded & non-exploded .
by MoribundMurdoch June 22, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Volcanomug. by GuyNamedPubert September 7, 2020
Get the Cock Volcanomug. When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano
Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."
by BShaeffer September 21, 2018
Get the flood the volcanomug. When a woman is in a very cold environment, it causes her breasts to shrink and compress until the contents of her breasts experience so much pressure that milk violently shoots out of her nipples.
Clarence: Dude yesterday I grabbed a handful of snow and stuffed it down my girlfriend's shirt, and it triggered an ice volcano. That shit was so powerful it gave me a black eye.
Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.
Harold: Damn bro sorry to hear that.
by KarlPilkington April 12, 2016
Get the ice volcanomug. The act of taking a bottle of coke and the putting mentos in it, then quickly inserting it in your ass while everyone at you screams from the horror you have created for everyone to remember
Parents: what are you doing
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you
by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022
Get the Volcano Coke and mentosmug.