Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.

That's called a volcano blumpkin

by Nalex. November 2, 2010

Volcano

When you are masturbating or fucking your girl, pull out right when you are finishing, plug your tip until all your cum is built up and let that bitch blow all over.

Walker wood was hitting the volcano with Gabe newton

by Gio Catino January 3, 2024

Volcano Coke and mentos

The act of taking a bottle of coke and the putting mentos in it, then quickly inserting it in your ass while everyone at you screams from the horror you have created for everyone to remember

Parents: what are you doing
Me: I’m doing the volcano coke and mentos
Parents: what’s that
Me: let me show you

by That glitzy gobbler September 3, 2022

Volcano

The result of one fapping for so hard and long that it is blood instead of semen coming out of the penis. It also burns terribly, making it seem hot like a volcano.

Patient: I think i have a little problem...
Doctor: And what might that be??
Patient: Well, I was fapping yesterday, and it was for a long time, and I started cumming blood!
Doctor: Ah, sounds like a volcano to me!! This morphine should do the trick.

by mrfapfapfappityfapfap September 7, 2013

Scandinavian Volcano

During sex, when the male shits into the others vagina and continues to fuck it, then pulls out just in time before she squirts, to see it "blow up" with the shit.

Girl: What did you two do last night?
Girl 2: Girl he gave me a Scandinavian Volcano twice last night.

by Thatsadfrogmeme October 12, 2016

Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin

This requires 3 people. The first person is laying on the floor of a porta potty with porta potty juices in their mouth. The second person poops in the first person's mouth while receiving a blowjob from the third person. The poop splashes on the first persons face. The third person also pukes on the second person's penis. Either the second or third person smears the poop on the first person's face like football facepaint.

"Babe you want a Super Duper Mega Bowl Volcano Blue Bearded Blumpkin with my brother?"

"Yes!"

by SkibidiLomas May 1, 2024

flood the volcano

When you're banging a girl and you pee inside her the piss rushes back out as though from a flooded and overflowing volcano

Friend 1: "Tonight I'm going to surprise Becky and flood the volcano. Will make a huge mess but totally worth it."
Friend 2: "Will you be having sex when you do it?"
Friend 1: "Do you think I'm going to somehow stick my totally flacid dick in then piss in her? Use your head, man."

by BShaeffer September 21, 2018