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vegetarian  

someone who refrains from eating all living animals and constantly points out the cruelty and health issues of eating animals to those who do while munching on a slaughtered weed grown using cow shit and rain water.

typically a vegetarian will also make sure all his or her compatriots are fully aware of their diet to gain a false sense of moral superiority which is not unlike your stereotypical homosexual.
vegetarian : thats right bigots im here, i eat pears so get use to it

* the vegetarian will proceed to snap fingers followed by head movements

vegetarian by Xample December 15, 2008

Vagitarian 

a lesbian who doesn't eat meat
Ellen offered her wife a steak, Porsche declined stating that she was a vagitarian
Vagitarian by Bump-n-Grind February 2, 2010

Pollo-Vegetarian 

Bullshit term for someone does not eat red meat or fish. Yet on ocasion they sneak the ocasional McDonald's Hamburger and bacon stirp. This is a key sign that they are not vegetarian in any way!
When ordering at a restaurant someone says, "I'm a pollo-vegetarian."
Pollo-Vegetarian by Anonymous October 15, 2003

vegetarian 

a: Evil people who try to make us believe that we are not designed to eat meat, despite millions of years of proof that we are, indeed, omnivores. b: The diet of the Hindu (excluding the Hindu of Bali because they eat meat). c: What faggots, teenage/college girls, hippies, female Yuppies, and otherwise idiots like to call themselves, even though we all know they're hiding a bucket of chicken wings in the fridge at home. d: A hypocrite who protests "Meat is Murder" while licking a honey-flavored ice cream cone.
I eat chicken and fish because I'm a vegetarian
vegetarian by Anonymous February 8, 2003

vegetarian 

Somebody who thinks the world will be a better place if we don't eat meat. They are unatural and think they are better than meat-eaters who know what they are doing.
Person A. Want some deer meat?
Person B. Ewww! No, I am a vegetarian! I am so better than you you stupid meat-eater. You know, even though I have a very unatural diet and think that hunting animals and keeping their population in check is bad!
Person A. Idiot
vegetarian by Howler781 September 7, 2007

vegetarian 

Ignorant and naive hippie that does not realize that we are at the top of the food chain, and that animals are there for eating.
10 years ago, no one needed cell phones but now, everyone needs one. 10 years ago, vegetarian was a fad, but now everyone's a vegan and needs to protest and flaunt it.
vegetarian by cheeeeeh February 11, 2007