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skeeter valentine

A disgusting bitch that will fuck anything and everything. She is usually that cunt at college parties eye fucking the shit outta everyone.
Yo man, you see that hot ass girl eyein me?

Dude, you dont want that....shes easily a skeeter valentine
by Chester McGlockton April 15, 2008
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Bullet For My Valentine

A band from Brigend, Wales. Their main genre is Metalcore, however they do pull from some Emocore. Their guitar is very metalish, and they have some really nice riffs. Their songs contain a lot of screaming, so if you don't like that type of singing, don't listen to them. They are very good live, and put on a great show. They recently released "The Poison", containing their most well-known song "Tears Don't Fall". They have four members, Matthew Tuck, Michael Paget, Jason James and Michael Thomas.
(At a concert...)
Matthew Tuck (frontman of Bullet For My Valentine) : ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BRITISH METAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Person 1: HELL YES I AM.
Person 2: ME TOO.
*start moshing*
by Timmy G. June 16, 2007
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Valentin

Valentin is a blue eyed, blonde guy. You can find the whole sea in his amazing blue eyes. He's perfect, even if he's different from other guys. He plays videogames, watches videos and plays table tennis. I think he's hawt. He's a hungry lion who wants to find his perfect pray. Valentin is sex.
-Hey, Valentin
-Hey
-Watcha doin'
-Nofing. U?
-Fb
by Jake1997 January 12, 2013
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valencia

Mostly white town outside out Los Angeles, full of huge expensive houses that all look the same. Most of the (young) wives have had some variation of plastic surgery to look good for their successful (older) husbands. Anyone over the age of 12 has at one point done drugs in an attempt to kill the mind numbing boredom and monotony. If anyone is perceived as even remotely unique they are immediately alienated by their peer group, because of the innate conformist nature. 75% of the population is on a prescribed medication, and the other 25% is either suicidal or fascist.
-valencia-

" Who wants to go do shrooms in the wash?"
" Definitely. I'll bring the oxycotin."
by lira October 29, 2007
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bullet for my valentine

B4MV is a METALCORE band, it's obviusous and if u don't believe me u should look on the official website, where it clearly says they play metalcore.It ain't emo, not heavy, not even hardcore.It's METALCORE, and it rulz.4 eva, the poison
e.g. -Where did bullet for my valentine start?
- New age metal combined with a hardcore style, => metalcore
by Smokerlg August 17, 2006
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Valentine's day

A day in which Hallmark makes most of its money from stupid cards, stuffed animals and candy.

Women, on that day, are blinded by the fact that men don't give a crap about the holiday, and buy gifts for their wife/gf so they can get laid that night.

It is an example of how love has become nothing more than a materialistic steaming pile of horseshit

For singles, both men and women it is a day to not look forward to.
Guy 1:"Hey do u believe in Valentine's day?"

Guy 2:"Hell no, I just buy her stuff on that day so i can have sex with her"
by SithLord89 February 23, 2011
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valentine's day butt sex

The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.
Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.
by Taco+Shurry=<3 February 12, 2014
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