Used in place of disdain as a response. Simulates an “are you dumb?” Face.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Used when unable to show your physical face, so you just write it down, or put in the emoji. Because it is that rare for someone to be that dense.
Lawn: What do you want for dinner?
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
Ben: Something edible obviously
Lawn: Wawa?
Ben: 🦄 (or insert the words unicorn face)
by Bennehftw December 05, 2022
A paradox about wanting for fall in love with the type of person that probably doesn't exist. This term is also used in modern business referring to a job that is very difficult to fill and has been open for months.
Although we haven't found our purple unicorn yet after 3 months of recruiting you're the closest we've found so we've decided to continue looking for now. We will call you in a few weeks with our decision.
by kevin.nolan December 17, 2014
A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...
k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?
by KentuckyChick =] December 14, 2010
A current internet sensation that has swept the world, a brilliant conglomeration of colours, explosions and tacky 90's pop has been combined to create possibly the greatest accomplishment of mankind.
All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.
All other achievements and feats should be considered redundant under the awe of robot unicorn.
34 BC: The lord blessed the world with Jesus
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn
Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?
Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn
2010 AD: The lord blessed the world with a far superior gift, Robot Unicorn
Joe: Hey man you finished that graduates essay?
Bob: Nah fuck that dude I was seshing it on robot unicorn
by big_bird69 August 24, 2010
1. A horse 2. Something trying to be more than it is. This is a popular phrase from Upright Citizen's Brigade Season 1 Episode 6 entitled: The Story of the Toad. The eager horse Harry believes that he is a magical hornless unicorn.
by Snarf77 November 02, 2006
A mystical company that originated in San Francisco in 2019, launched at Dreamforce with two unicorns outfits and has been growing at rate of 300% every month.
Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
by unicorns.hq February 13, 2020
by A country Motherfucker March 15, 2019