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Lucifer's Trident

An all-male threesome.
Steven: What happened when you and Earl left the bar last night?
Tanner: We went home, met up with Zach, and had a Lucifer's Trident, it was nuts.
by BalaBarb May 5, 2016
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Newton's Turd Law

Newton's Turd Law is a physical law described by Isaac Newton, a 16th-century British physicist and mathematician, dedicated to describing the kinetic behavior of a semi-rigid externally unconstrained fecal system of particles forming a semi-rigid body, otherwise known as a Turd. Specifically, this law focuses on the behavior of a Turd post-freefall collision.

This law is part of a set, known colloquially as Newton's Laws, collectively discovered by Newton when observing that his Turds accelerated downwards and not sideways or diagonal.

This law states that 'for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction'.

Newton's Turd Law is the explanation for water splashback when taking a shit, why larger shits have appropriately larger splashbacks, and why gigantic shits could break the toilet.
We are looking forward to hosting the prestigious international physics-chemistry conference in which participants will have the opportunity to present experimental data and physical samples involving Newton's Turd Law.

If you poop in my bedroom, I will be forced by the physical law of nature known as Newton's Turd Law to defecate in your bedroom, equally by total quantity in volume, assuming a similar density of substance.
by SecGen-TopBoff-SIHCEL November 13, 2021
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Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!
by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009
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turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
by Justice April 22, 2005
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Turd buckets in flight

When your turds hit the water at such a great speed that the shitty toilet water takes flight in buckets back at your ass cheeks.
Frank: How did your shit go?
Darryl: I had "Turd buckets in flight" again.
Frank: Damn, did you clean up?
Darryl: I air dried that shit
Frank: Good job fat ass.
by Oldschool22 September 30, 2011
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king turd

The King of all Turds.
A Turd so large it coils around the bowl two or three times.
At times it has been known to have both ends sticking out of the toilet water.
On rare occassions a body has been discovered nearby.
by Stiffboy May 9, 2005
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turd boi420

Youtube police - have you sacrificed your ad revenue to the lord turd boi420?

Youtube pleb - no but please have mercy i have a family

Youtube police - SHAME I SHAL SEND YOU OFF TO GET EATEN BY THE MONSTER THEY NAME COPPA
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