A slang expression used to describe a situation, plan, or circumstance that is rapidly deteriorating or falling apart, often in a messy or unrecoverable way. The phrase evokes the image of something crumbling or disintegrating, signaling that things have gone from stable to chaotic.
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That goddamn jennifer and her fuckin tit turbine ruined my marriage, my house, and the finish on my car.
by Flantoo July 19, 2010
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Timmy: Hey John do you see that girl
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....
by Jake4cake October 30, 2011
Get the On turning mug.Straight turdin; when one constantly is chilling or aka, "turdin." When straight turdin' with someone else over a prolonged time period, this is called double deuce'in.
"Hey what you up to?" "Just straight turdin in my room, probably about to double deuce with my boy in a bit." "word"
by Turdin'King February 19, 2014
Get the straight turdin mug.The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.
John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.
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Get the Evan Turpin mug.You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.
Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!
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