matonka truck

A daddy who likes Johnny Test, but not Jonny Berlet. He enjoys tickling ass and eating goldfish (and ass) Hes the cutest, sweetest, most amazing person in the entire world and its literally impossible not to love him. Used to hit the juul but hes too cool now. He's also a really fucking hot skater boy whos so fucking talented and the world does not deserve him/ lol but he has a girlfriend so fuck off and go fuck julian instead xoxox

OMG!!! Matonka Truck is so fuckin adorable and I love him.

by matthiasissohot696969420gang January 1, 2019

Parking in the Truck

Having pleasurable intercourse with a particularly large woman.

Man I just got Meghan Trainor's number. Looks like I'll be parking in the truck tonight.

by Glastic January 15, 2017

Chuck in a truck

A derogatory name given to contractors whom do less than par work. They will win you saying they'll do it for a song. Make sure you check reviews to stay ahead of the masses.

Man that chuck in a truck can do some sheet metal work. Though you can't dress up a turd and call it code. Be nice super techs.

by Txmade1987 November 10, 2020

dick truck

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

truck buddy

A friend with access to a truck who will haul stuff for you when the need arises, no strings attached.

I need a load of mulch for my flower garden. I'll call my truck buddy Brent to take me to the nursery to get it in his pick-up!

by hmcdesq December 17, 2014

truck or treating

When you ride around on the back of a truck throwing candy at kids on Halloween.

You going goin trick or treating?
"Nah I'm going truck or treating"

by Ninjaturtle101 December 31, 2015

forklift truck

truck with a fork-like mechanical device on the front for lifting and moving heavy objects.

E.g. Wow.... Why is that forklift truck so strong?

by LT SuperNovaTimes September 21, 2020