Travel major

Two stupid ass boys that are annoying asf and are dumb whores
Travel majors are Birtrum & Justin
by Chopped cheese December 03, 2023
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The blues traveler

Going down on a woman like she’s ya favorite harmonica
Things really heated up after I gave her the blues traveler.
by Daduffster July 27, 2019
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Travellers

A group of blokes who get on the gear regularly and never know what tf is going to happen next.
Greetings Travellers!”
by Bitty_Trave September 18, 2019
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Travel Treat

A fleeting romantic or sexual relationship formed while traveling, usually for business
This woman from Dallas is trying to make me her travel treat tonight
by TheRealLRFious September 15, 2023
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A phrase used to say someone is so stupid that they can't even reproduce, they just have water for sperm because they can't even do what all living things are supposed to be able to do. This can be used to talk about women to say that they are stupid, but it's mostly men.
"Like I said before the Bible says the Earth is flat."
"You're going through the same arguements with no other evidence, it sounds like water's traveling through your balls, man."
by AndrosLesbian June 17, 2023
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travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state
Get that travel dirt off of you
by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018
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Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.
If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.
by QuacksO April 11, 2022
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