Pure Traveling Light

The Sun is the “Pure Traveling Light” or simply our “PTL”

The Sun creates, provides, and sustain all life as we know and is the Pure Traveling Light and not really the “Sun”.

by The Covenant Messenger September 25, 2025

Gullible's Travels

What Jonathon Swift's "pygmies and giants" book should really be named, since you'd have to be outrageously naive to actually believe any of the crap that he relates.

If it would be possible to find someone who genuinely thought that the "Gullible's Travels" book was based on true events, you could likely also get him to swallow two additional "fanfic" chapters wherein the book's narrator also was able to assume ownership of the Brooklyn Bridge and establish a homestead in the Florida swamplands.

by QuacksO April 10, 2022

Traveling Toothbrush

When you brush your teeth while walking and not in the bathroom.

Mother: Is that the traveling toothbrush?
Timmy: Yes

by BlitzBerries June 7, 2024

Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption May 29, 2018

Travel Pass

When your girlfriend or boyfriend allows you to fuck other people in another state or country.

My girl just gave me that travel pass... Hello Brazil!

by Skleetums August 20, 2016

traveling dingleberry

a turd in you're underpants you can not shrug off. wherefore it follows around with you.

I took a huge dump and now unfourtanimately I am stuck onto a traveling dingleberry.

by billblink June 2, 2017

Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

Angel Jose Robles & Joseph Alexander Martinez Traveled To Chinatown

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025