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Todd

A little bitch that will not stop trying to get in other people’s way. He is someone who has to be on top.
Todd is a bitch
by Poop master wu August 11, 2020
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Todd Howard

The personification of the Napoleon complex. An absolute manlet. Short-tempered, always compensating and prone to telling tall tales, tiny Todd exhibits the classic symptoms of suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, undoubtedly due to him being a petite and effeminate runt of a sissy manlet boy. This terminally insecure turbo-manlet ruined many video games with his pathological lying. The desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex.
Hey, isn't that tiny Todd Howard riding on a Skeever over there? That utterly insignificant manlet is probably on the way to his hobbit-hole to order high heels and hookers online!
by ManletDepreciator July 21, 2024
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Todd Howard's high heels

Apart from telling tall tales about video games and giving standing blowjobs to ZeniMax executives and true to the nature of the inherently effeminate and preposterously puny and petite stunted sissy manlet fairy that he obviously is, Little Napoleon Howard enjoys prancing about town wearing a variety of fabulous and fanciful high heels on his nasty, little feet, including but not limited to: thick-soled sneakers (undoubtedly containing insoles), boots with stacked heels, platform shoes (obviously), high heels (naturally), stilettos (only for his sugar daddy) and stilts (when grocery shopping all by himself like a big boy). A particularly infamous and hilarious photo beautifully showcasing Tiny Todd's ever-present, deep-seated and overpoweringly potent manletism-induced inferiority complex, taken at the 2015 Fallout 4 video game launch event in Los Angeles, features the illustrious Kaley Cuoco and Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard amongst others. Shamefully grinning while standing on his tip toes (for shame!) like the literal subhuman that he is and while being towered over by absolutely every man, woman and child in the vicinity, Tiny Todd was most likely thinking about ending it all by hanging himself from a table lamp with a string of dental floss upon returning in defeat to his hobbit-hole that night.
Manmore 1: Hey, why are there a bunch of doll shoes lying in the street over there? Manmore 2: Those are Todd Howard's high heels. The dwarfed Oompa Loompa was crossing the street with an armful of high heels when a gust of wind just blew him away. Manmore 1: Manlets BTFO. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 11, 2024
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Todd

A self-centered prick and troll who thinks it's okay to fat shame 12 year olds on social media.

He is typically 6'1 and weighs 220 Ibs.
Todd: I have a girlfriend and I'm legally old enough to own a business, you kids don't understand that lizzo is a fatty

Hannah: Shut the f*ck up you hate spreading tool, no one cares about your gf
by Anonym000se Guy April 28, 2020
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Whack A Todd

A high jinks game that usually occurs when drunk. One players must put his penis through a hole in a gate or fence and the other participants of the game have to hit the penis with a pre determined object. The object can be anything from a spoon to a piece of Chicken
I played Whack a Todd last night and my cock is cut to pieces
by SimonJig47 November 13, 2025
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Todd

he's such a Todd
by cjbx nvcbxv,m cxb vkj, December 13, 2021
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rowan todd

a beautiful girl who is a bit sensitive has good humour small pretty personality hates when people are selfish
hi do You know rowan todd.?
yes of course she is the prettiest girl and the most unique of course I know her
by haydo milkoin May 13, 2021
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