Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

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Looney tunes

People that buy jewelry made of tricycle parts and propellors from Remote Control helicopters or drones.

Those goons were fuckin looney tunes, they were wearing chains and necklaces made from tricycle parts and remote control helicopters, there were too many parts spinning at one time not to drive the guy who's home they broke in crazy.

by The Original Agahnim December 11, 2021

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tune the meat whistle

While sucking a dick, you place three fingers on top of the shaft and tap alternately like your playing a flute

This chick was giving me head and tapping her fingers. I exclaimed, you really know how to tune the meat whistle

by Cumuppance September 5, 2021

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Get the tune the meat whistlemug.

lie-tune

when you buy an itune based on the short 30 second snippet on itunes.. and discover it actually sucks.

You: i just got the new Alien Sex Fiend tune and it sounded good in the part they play on itunes -- Itunes left out the screechy woman part.

Him: total lie-tune

by ZapZhong January 15, 2010

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Coon-Tunes

A way to culturally define a type of popular music of US black origin in which words are recited rapidly and rhythmically over a prerecorded, instrumental backing.

Ayy man witch the genre I don’t wanna listen to country anymore. Throw on some coon-tunes.

by Dark Bum September 6, 2021

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