forks up

When a fork is up.
by Jad sabra February 22, 2016
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eating yogurt with a fork

Doing some thing obscure or stupid without reason
Usualy used to insult someone who has just done something stupid
Person 1: so I just licked the wall

Person 2: might as well just be just be eating yogurt with a fork
by Halfworldproductions June 22, 2014
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weres the forks

another way of saying wat the fuck
that was random
kim: i danced with my barbies last night
laura: weres the forks kim
by poprockz December 11, 2007
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fork carrier

someone who has a bad case of cling-ons and constantly smells of shit.
"I have diarrhoea and the cling-ons are so bad i have to use a fork to pull them off" said the fork carrier.
by peter mcmahon September 03, 2006
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Grand forks forker

When you forcefully shove a fork inside a females asshole multiple times until she loses a cup of blood. Collect the blood in the cup and use it as lubricant. Then pound the the females already damaged asshole until you are about to ejaculate. Then freeze the semen and then make her eat it the next morning with the same fork.
Danny performed the grand forks forker on his grandmother.
by Abraham jones June 15, 2017
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forking kniving spooner

An insult used on a member of society who has caused some sort of problem.
-The word kniving is actually pronounced CUH-NIVE-ING, but would ruin the pun if it was spelled a way different than it is.
The word is coined by a good friend of mine, so I decided to steal it.
Like she'll check UrbanDictionary anyways.
Terry: "Jillian ate the last bit of the Lucky Charms I bought!!"
Natalie: "Yeesh, what a forking kniving spooner!! Those were name-brand Lucky Charms, too!" *scorns*
Jillian: *cowers in corner*
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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One Pronged Fork

A fork with one elongated prong.
Hey Dave, can you pass me the one pronged fork?
by Felioker Periong February 24, 2018
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