When a person with AIDS defends themselves by plunging a knife into their own skin, then uses it to threaten whoever is threatening them with the now AIDS infected weapon.
Murderer: I'm going to stab you!
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
AIDS guy: *stabs self and hold out the bloody knife* Try it and I'll give you my AIDS.
Murderer: Whoa whoa, calm down, man. I'll leave you alone.
AIDS guy: You'd better, or you'll be AIDS-ified by my AIDS Shank.
by NK-Penne December 24, 2011
A sharp stick with either blades and or sand paper attached. That you shove up your buddy's anal cavity.
by TaysteePoussey July 30, 2014
I made a prison shank back in 08 after getting verdict of "guilty."
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
Apparently some other inmate stole it, because it was gone the next day.
by Racist Asian April 04, 2018
(v) When one stabs repeatedly with one's penis until bleeding occurs. To penis-shank.
(n) That with which one penis-shanks.
(n) That with which one penis-shanks.
I penis-shanked that ho and never checked to see if she made it home alive.
Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.
Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?
Johnny woke up the next morning, but the random girl he had penis-shanked the night before was gone. Fortunately, it hadn't rained yet and he was able to track her down.
Susie: I'm so horny.
Bobby: Should I sharpen my penis-shank?
by Mickey's Revenge1 November 16, 2009
The art of using a sharpened tool to slit the neck of a person you hate, sharpened tools can range from knifes to sharpened toothbrushs.
Billy hated Joe, so while they were in jail Billy sharpened his tooth brush and went to shank a hoe. Later that day Joe was found dead at the foot of his cell bed
by mjbeck92 December 18, 2007
Bald, rotund midlevel manager working in a software company who believes he is witty and influential. This person is perceived as a clown by those around him.
by Matha612 March 13, 2006
A very hot actor who plays Dr. Danny Jackson on Stargate SG-1. He Has brown hair and blue eyes. He broke every single women's heart when he married Lexa Doig. He is by far one of the sexiest men alive and is very talented.
Lexa should be killed and Micheal should be freed.
I love you Micheal!!!
Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!
I love you Micheal!!!
Never under any circumstances grow facial hair!!!
by DannysBitch July 19, 2005