shit-tested

When you take an over-the-counter COVID-19 test often purchased at stores like Walgreen’s, CVS or Target.

Dan shit-tested positive but then tested negative with the PCR test.

by chiguy09 July 30, 2021

twistedsymphony

when your mind is so fucked up that you get addicted to offroading and internet forums.

He was cool in high school but upon graduation, he turned into a twistedsymphony.

by legendary_trash_picker December 3, 2006

Tilted Towers

It’s where you have a threesome with two guys and one girl. One guy wraps around her body where the other wraps around her body the opposite way. In short, it’s an Eiffel Tower just with a twist...

“Hey bebe, wanna go get some tilted towers.”

“For sure my pootang is open.”

by Titled towers babeeeee May 9, 2018

Twisted Horny Bastard

Usually used to describe a few select species who believe that the world is playing field in which they judge and umpire. Perverted, twisted and downright stupid. This mother fuckers have half the mind of a peanut and like to masturbate in public. Usually go by the name Beau, Joshua, Bitch Ass Dolt or Schizophrenic Asshole. These twisted dickheads also like to prey on innocent people, take pictures in the nude with just a small jocks displaying their little cock hidden behind a football. Nice technique mate. Usually ugly, both physically and mentally.

wow... have you met Josh before? He is the epitome of a twisted horny bastard

by Turn of event August 10, 2016

Limp Titted

A word created by young teens to describe how upset or angry they were over something. Used to overpower the term "pissed off", meaning that if you wish to express your anger on a higher scale than saying "pissed off" offers, you would use limp titted. "Limp Titted" was thought up because a woman with one breast larger than the other would probably be severely upset.

Guy One: "Hey sorry dude....i hope you're not pissed."
Guy Two: "Oh no, i'm not pissed....I'm LIMP TITTED!"

by Steve (really Zach) April 23, 2008

twisted-flip

The twisted flip is a body varial in the opposite direction to the spin of the board.

twisted-flip: a varial heelflip or varial kickflip

by Leonor December 15, 2008

Twisted0100

Twisted0100 is a Pr0 N00B at Fable II. Him and Lou both get owned and are the worst. Benjeh the Dog is FTW.

Twisted0100: Omg Lou.. I just died.. again..

by Ryan1n2n3n4n May 23, 2009