Simp Thursday

A day were you should simp for a girl rather than study.

Bro, its simp thursday. Drop your cock out of your hands and start simping
Valter studied all night yesterday instead of simping for his girl, even when it was Simp thursday

by Yung Money L October 15, 2020

Thursday Bitch

A girl you only have sex with on Thursdays

It’s not Thursday, why is my Thursday bitch asking to fuck?

by TheOGbigP November 2, 2018

KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY

EVERY THURSDAYS IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY SO GUYS DONT BE A PU**Y

GIRL: WHAT DO YOU WANT
BOY: A KISS 😘

GIRL: WHY
BOY: BC TODAY IS KISS YOUR GIRL THURSDAY
BOTH: 😘 😘

by HEY 😈 September 15, 2021

Ups thirsty Thursday

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

Thursday

Named after the phrase "thirst day," Thursday is the day when a) the climate is as hot as in a barren desert, hence you get thirsty easily, b) you attend the same class as a friend who happens to be thirsty for validation.

Every Thursday feels like a thirst day—I'm parched from the heat, and my buddy won't stop fishing for compliments in class!

by Emotional Cruiser September 20, 2025

thursday chiptin

when you or anyone around you forgetts what day it is so he/she assumes it is thursday. there is also a monday jamakin a tuesday ruby a wednesday wenis a thursday chiptin.. and a friday fluff filled firetruck

guy one: whats today thursday? *its tuesday*

guy two: *whispers to his freind* did u see that guy, he just did a thursday chiptin.

by jakegilmann June 14, 2008

Thursday

often referred to as “gay shit thursday.” it’s a day where straight and gay people alike can be gay in harmony. Being gay on a thursday doesn’t make you gay, it’s simply tradition.

Susan: “Can i touch your ass?”
Janice: “of course, it is thursday after all”
Susan: “God i love gay shit thursday”

Mark: “hey tony… it’s thursday ;)”
Tony: “you know what that means ;)”
Both: passionate kiss

by All time best names November 3, 2022