Oxygen Thief

Someone who wafts around as if waving a deodorant and not actually doing anything.

Alice was a complete Oxygen Thief; she talked all day then worked when everyone else went home.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) April 27, 2015

Lol thief

Noun. A person who steals a lol that was actually intended for a comment made earlier by another person and mistakenly accepts it as being for their comment. This commonly occurs on what's app and occasionally causes lol envy.

Stop being a lol thief, you know that lol was for I said.

by Shaman Allen May 20, 2015

grand theft anal

When you're fucking a female prostitute doggystyle in the pussy, then suddenly without concent or warning, you pull your schlong completely out of her, then reinsert it deep into her asshole while yelling "I ain't payin' extra for this!" Thus, you are guilty of Grand Theft Anal!

Jerome: Man, that hoe Trisha who works the corner of 3rd and Jefferson told me she charges $50 extra dollars for anal.
Me: Don't be a fool, no ones ever been formally charged with Grand Theft Anal. Just stick it in her ass and yell "I ain't payin' extra for this."

Grand Theft Anal

by Dyl-Doe Brown June 26, 2016

Grand Theft Auto Therapy

A therapy session purely done by playing Grand Theft Auto video games. The concept is simple: Kill and Destroy everything, show absolutely no mercy and fuck everything. Works well after a stressful day or when your favorite sports team lose, or do it anytime after a stress inducing event. Not recommended for children, please use responsibly.

Person A: MY FAVORITE TEAM JUST LOST I'M FUCKING ANGRY
Person B: Calm down mate, just do a Grand Theft Auto Therapy instead
Person A: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT DO?!
Person B: Trust me

*Person A does 1 hour of GTA, destroying everything* *6 star and absolute chaos in game*

Person B: Better or not?
Person A: Much Better, now I'm calmer

by RBSTN May 29, 2016

Pussy Thief

Noun
Singular
"Pussy Thief"
(1.) The man who steals your woman.
(2.) The man who cheats with your girlfriend and or wife.
(3.) A typical hipster
(4.) A pussy, ass, bitch
(5.) The other guy in a threesome.

Plural
"Pussy Thieves"
(1.) The other guys in a foursome.
(2.) The guys you walk in on your girlfriend and or wife fucking, if plural.
(3.) Para-Military Contractors

Singular
(1.) *Walks in to see cheating*
"YOU DAMN PUSSY THIEF!"
(2.) "You piece of shit pussy thief!"
(3.) *sees piece of shit hipster*
"Idiot pussy thief..."
(4.) No need to explain this one...
(5.) *second guy in threesome won't give you your turn on the snatch*
"Move you damn pussy thief!"

Plural
(1.) *other guys in foursome won't play fair with the snatch*
"I'm done here... Damn pussy thieves."
(2.) *walks in on wife or girlfriend fucking multiple men at once*
*you: grabs 12 gauge*
*fires warning shot*
"You better run pussy thieves!"
(3.) Para-Military Contractors have a long history of sex scandals while deployed overseas. Some of these Contractors lack a Military Service for having became a Contractor because the pay is better than that of most ground troops, so many lack the discipline that all troops receive from Military Boot Camp & or Recruit Depot Training.

by LoneAlpha May 18, 2016

narrative theft

When someone tries to tell you what you think and why you think that way.

You just tried to tell me that "You Liberals reject everything Trump does without reading his tweets." that's narrative theft.

by Fenshaw August 28, 2017

Shine Thief

A game in Mario Kart one plays when he/she wants to communicate that he/she is gay but still in the closet. This preserves the secrecy of the gay while facilitating a friendly yet competitive Mario Kart battle.

Hey did you hear Gregory asked to play me in Shine Thief? Do his parents know?

by 420MarioKartB0iz April 19, 2018