by Sess in the snow December 9, 2008
Get the Cunt Taxmug. The amount of money it takes to keep your woman or girlfriend happy based on a weekly or monthly basis.
"Man, your girl is totally draining your wallet.",
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
"For sure. She has a higher property tax than my last girl."
by Koden October 14, 2013
Get the Property taxmug. The price you pay for living in the ghetto, e.g. gettin your motherfucking windshield smashed by a thrown old spice bottle as you're driving the car, gettin your bike stolen in broad daylight, etc.
by Swans August 14, 2008
Get the Ghetto Taxmug. The contribution a member of a party must offer in order to get a share of food, drink or to participate in an activity. This is a popular way for expenses to be evened out, especially during parties when purchasing food or alchohol for a large group can be too costly for one person.
Related: share tax contributor - one who pays share tax
Related: share tax contributor - one who pays share tax
EXAMPLE 1
Jane: Gotta go on a beer run. Everyone gimmee your share tax!
Joe: Here's $5.
Mary: I'll give you $7 more.
Jim: I got another $10
Jane: Cool. Your cash and my $10 should get us a few sixers.
Joe: No way Jane, you don't have to give that much, you're the runner. Here's another $5
Mary: Yeah, he's right. I'll give you $3 more.
EXAMPLE 2
Joe: The group rate for the concert is cheaper. It's $10 a head instead of $17, but we need at least 3 more people that want insies.
Mary: Here's my $10
Jim: Here's a $20, I'll pay Jane's share tax since she's unemployed.
Jane: Thanks, Jim! Next time, it'll be my treat.
Jane: Gotta go on a beer run. Everyone gimmee your share tax!
Joe: Here's $5.
Mary: I'll give you $7 more.
Jim: I got another $10
Jane: Cool. Your cash and my $10 should get us a few sixers.
Joe: No way Jane, you don't have to give that much, you're the runner. Here's another $5
Mary: Yeah, he's right. I'll give you $3 more.
EXAMPLE 2
Joe: The group rate for the concert is cheaper. It's $10 a head instead of $17, but we need at least 3 more people that want insies.
Mary: Here's my $10
Jim: Here's a $20, I'll pay Jane's share tax since she's unemployed.
Jane: Thanks, Jim! Next time, it'll be my treat.
by scifivxn January 18, 2006
Get the share taxmug. Commonly a government or tax payer that has access to tax money. Also commonly female and wastes the money on personal interests.
"Man, did you hear about that new governor buying a real estate mansions in Hawaii"
"Yeah, she's such a tax whore!"
"Yeah, she's such a tax whore!"
by realitiesfatass March 31, 2010
Get the tax whoremug. A tax that should be placed on the over-use of the phrase LOL in text messages and social networking sites.
"I've just seen someone on facebook with their status saying 'I've just eaten a sandwich...LOL!'"
"Dude they should be LOL-Taxed!"
"Dude they should be LOL-Taxed!"
by Theorysneaker January 16, 2009
Get the Lol-Taxmug. by chanslaptop December 7, 2020
Get the death and taxesmug.