oyster folkstone woodland

Known for centuries for oysters by coastal folkstone woodland

Oyster folkstone woodland is the perfect area for finding unexpected treasures.

by Hercolena Oliver May 28, 2010

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Mississippi oyster

The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.

You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster

by Nut smasher August 23, 2021

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Oceanside Oyster

Where one consistently jacks off into a shot glass and drinks their own cum because they can't get laid by dudes or chicks.

Male 1: Hey, you're cute what's you name?
Girl/Guy2: Hey there, not to be rude but I'm just not interested, I'm looking for a real man.
Male1: Oh thats alright, I'm just going to head home an Oceanside Oyster night cap.

Later that night...

Male 1: I love drinking my own cum.

by BurritoWizard69 October 06, 2020

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oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 02, 2017

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oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 11, 2016

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