nut bat

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)

Oh god she's got the nut bat

by assbag hernandez November 2, 2005

bumper nuts

Prosthetic testicles used to adorn the oversized vehicles of those who think very highly of themselves.

They aren't entertaining and they don't make you look cool.
They are contrived and make you look uneducated.

Jeff hung a pair of bumper nuts on his Tacoma.
Jeff's truck only shuttles him to and from work and the grocery store.
He did take it off-road once, and ironically his ground clearance was insufficient to prevent a rock from removing a portion of his oil pan and wrenching the faux balls of his otherwise unused trailer hitch.

by Fieldgrunt March 28, 2007

Nut Custard

Semen, jizz, spunk

George shot his load all over me last night, there was nut custard everywhere.

by Natasha November 29, 2003

nuts on the road

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.

Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!

by Benji H October 2, 2007

swamp nuts

1. the seaty feeling on one's scrotum after a hot day, or a long time without a shower.
2. nuts that are very sweaty ( preferably gluey old sweat)

i need to shower - i've got swamp nuts.

by minghi September 27, 2003

weak nut

When a male ejaculates with no force. Semen only dribbles out of the penis.

1. "Yeah, I came but it was a weak nut."

2. "She gave such bad blow jobs, I could only muster a weak nut."

by McLoJack January 15, 2009

get that nut

Desire to ejaculate.

I want to get that nut tonight. I haven't had sex in over a month.

by Marcus Bunny October 9, 2008