The act fornicating (male on female) by which taking the lovely lady from behind, once finished, you pull your fleshy meat stick out and to your surprise, it is covered in fecal residue. It is at this point you realize your error.
Oh boy, I was so drunk last night, I hammered Beatrice from behind, only to later figure out I had gone Mystery Mudding.
by JBCB March 9, 2024
Get the Mystery Muddingmug. Another word for a secret shopper.
I’m so excited about my new mystery shopper side gig!
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
As a mystery shopper, even your friends shouldn’t know what you do. It could blow your cover on a job
by Jozéy January 1, 2021
Get the Mystery shoppermug. "'hey i'm thinking of joining this community called the Mafia Mystery Community'
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
*proceeds to die of cringe*"
by troutorama April 29, 2021
Get the Mafia Mystery Communitymug. someone thinks mystery is something scary, but it wasn't! mystery is something that is secretly and no one knows.
if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery
if nobody knows about anything, they call it a ' mystery
- it's a mystery that no one knows about the treasure
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!
-that man is mystery, i hope he didn't like me!
by braxtonprodex June 17, 2021
Get the mysterymug. An opportunely discovered unfinished and unattended glass of beer or cider which is swiftly acquired and consumed by the seeker of such mystery pints. Often these can be found in Wetherspoons or other watering holes close to the closing hour.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
The risk of being caught and/or health consequences of finishing strangers’ potentially adulterated drinks in a pub is the crux of the ‘mystery’ of this money-saving technique and conducive to the thrill and excitement of stumbling upon a holy-grail of fermented grains.
A: “Good time at the pub last night?”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
B: “Clocked in a solid shift. Might have had a couple dodgy mystery pints, though”
by mrshitfaced May 24, 2024
Get the Mystery Pintmug. by Your bigirl September 12, 2020
Get the Mystery mouse contulmug. The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024
Get the mystery milemug.