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Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male
Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine
by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025
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runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
by crapped August 28, 2021
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silk missile

Last night I shot some silk missiles at her back
by Doughboyjunior June 8, 2023
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Missile Chew

the act of giving sloppy dome. Essentially chew nuts bro
Yo shawty better be throwing that missile chew at the 302 shaky butt party tonight
by on foenams grave October 30, 2025
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Shit missile

A turd, most often, launched by hand. Most often, the object will belong to/from the thrower.
Bro! Did you see the roof in the men's bathroom? There's something brown stuck right up in there!

It was probably Henry. He's been been launching shit missiles again. What a dickhole! Just don't stay in one place too long and you'll be fine.
by Sharts At Will November 15, 2025
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cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks
by anonymous March 26, 2022
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Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.
I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.
by LqdAim February 16, 2025
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