Garden Tiller

A very fast hoe, whore, slut etc.

Gosh she is such a garden tiller, she went through 6 guys in one night.

by Elliott_Skylar January 27, 2009

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016

Puss Garden

The overgrown upper pubic region of a woman's lower pleasure zone.

Damn, Emma undressed in front of me last night and she has a total puss garden down there.

by Chippy McNish January 26, 2019

Zen Garden

Your grinder when it’s full enough to play with like a sandbox or a Zen Garden

Woah man, We’ve got a Zen Garden in here

by baylien November 24, 2018

garden slut

A person who has a passion for gardening and spends their day working in it with little clothing so they don’t die from the heat.

Did you see the neighbor digging rows in their garden with JUST their bikini on? They’re such a garden slut!

I spent 8 hours leveling the garden and planting seeds in the hot humidity. I was sweating my bathing suit off so much I felt like a garden slut!

I really love the dopamine gardening gives me! I guess you could say I’m a garden slut.

by ms_.hippy May 31, 2022

Gardening Eden

getting down and dirty

me and my girl were Gardening Eden all day and nite.

by andres u March 4, 2009

garden hose

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018