Bend over

It was one fine day in November 2019,chilling at wilko car park. UNTIL Jamie weake bends over William on the wall and gropes him. This left William scarred for life and fearful. Now we say "bend over" to hint to him his flaws.
by HarveyXDLOL November 05, 2020
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I can bend daddy

I can bend daddy means you can bend daddy
A:Can you bend daddy?
B:Of course I can bend daddy!
A:then show me you can bend daddy
B:*bends daddy*
by Luluuuuuuuu November 10, 2022
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Jizz Bend

Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
I wish I could Jizz Bend, then I could masturbate all night.
by Korra April 13, 2013
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Dick-Bending

A Mind blowing Explosion of awesomeness Colliding into Pure Epic DopeSauce!

Created By BK in the Lounge on 5/17/2012
"That guy's Afro is totally Dick-Bending, I wish I had like that!"
by The Ultimate Hatter May 17, 2012
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bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******
I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes
by Assgasm 2000 December 18, 2022
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Bending

A form of anal sexual pleasure specific to people who have a very large penis when half-hard. This act involves edging oneself almost to sexual completion, then waiting till the penis softens up to a point where its hard and virile enough to ejaculate, then bending it into the anus, therefore finishing in your butthole.
Friend 1: Dude I was Bending all night, it took ages to shit it out!
Friend 2: That's insane, you should be in an asylum!
by gigyo May 27, 2024
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Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019
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