When yo nigga be down town tongue punching ya clam and you cum so good you rip a mean fart out the back door stankin like a dirty farm animal
Last night Jamal was going down on me and I decided to test true love when I hit that nigga with a Barn Door Blowout and he even tried to suck in my fart the second I let rip...in fact hewanted to share the Barn Door Blowout with me, so he hit me with a "Cup O' Soup." the rest is history....
by Queefin' Queen of 2017 July 12, 2017
Get the Barn door Blowoutmug. The pottery barn groan refers to the pissed off scoff/groan that someone lets loose after checking the price on something they wanted to buy from the catalog. Also applies in pottery barn stores, but more toned down due to salespeople that might be listening.
Jenna: OMG, that vintage apothecary table would look PERFECT in the living room!
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.
Sarah: Wow, it is beautiful. Lemme check the price.
*Pottery Barn groan*
Sarah: Awww man.
Jenna: What?
Sarah: It's more than our rent, Jen.
by SarahsAir March 1, 2010
Get the Pottery Barn groanmug. by Robert billfuse November 17, 2019
Get the Horse left the barnmug. Usually a school teacher
Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.
Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’
Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc
Tends to be an English or History teacher who calls students names such as ‘dumb’ and ‘rude’.
Not familiar with technology and gets highly agitated when using it.
Uses words - like ‘you’re very rude’ ‘get on with your work’ and noises such as ‘arghhh’
Often says someone’s name wrong.
Enjoys calling people things such as: nicompoop, horrid, nasty, scum ... etc
by ihatereligion March 13, 2018
Get the Mrs/Miss Barnesmug. by nukchung October 2, 2017
Get the muck my barnmug. When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.
oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch
by RzR_rawr June 28, 2009
Get the portugese car barnmug. Dude did you hear what Jerry did last night!? He didn’t want to drink anything but Southern barn bombs at the party. He was walking funny and kept sticking out his tongue with a milky film all over it. His horse Stewart seemed pretty worn out when i came over last night.
by Hick Country October 12, 2021
Get the Southern Barn Bombmug.