Zooming Out

Zoning out on a Zoom meeting/class because it's not how we are inherently meant to communicate as human beings.

Man I was zooming out during that lecture and didn't learn shit.

by Assignment 5 April 28, 2020

Zoom Creeper

Someone who experiences tantalizing sensations, sitting in, listening in, hanging in the background, silent and waiting on Zoom meetings. Like a fly on the wall, the Zoom Creeper lurks! Beware, the Zoom Creeper!

Bill: Hey Ted! Did you hear a chime?
Ted: No! Why?
Bill: Better check the attendees and see if we have a Zoom creeper lurking... I think I heard some heavy breathing

by Turnabout Intruder June 19, 2020

Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

Zoom Struck

State of shock that you get when you meet someone for the first time in real life when only interacting with them over Zoom. Similar to being star struck.

Dude! I didn't know you were that tall! I'm zoom struck!

by anonymous September 20, 2022

Zoom

The act of using the app "zoom".

When can you zoom?
Are we zooming tonight?

by blahhhhhhhh123456778 May 31, 2020

Zoom Boom

Sex over video chat.

"Dude, my girl's out of town, but we're gonna zoom boom tonight..."

by Tiberius183 December 17, 2021

Zoom Toobing

Touching one's self for personal gratification while on a company Zoom teaming call

"While Manda presented her findings regarding the effects of forest management on the containment of wild fires, Braden was suddenly observed to be Zoom Toobing and was promptly removed from the online meeting by the host".

by Flowky October 20, 2020