Thanos

Super handsome avengers villain who will smash you to death if you just ask kindly

Thanos is my daddy and only mine

by Mr.Daddy12 March 13, 2019

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Thanos

That marvel character that gave you that tingly feeling when he says (you shuld have gone for the head) $$

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Me going to bed to have a normal dreem after avengers infinity war but you cant hold back the power and the edge so you canot resist so you begin to start to make thanos dick pics and that grape juice spewing out you get to far in you start rubbing your buldge trying to resist but suddenly you burst and get your seamen all over your 9 year old brother he wakes. You tell him you never speak of this ever again

by The gogogagalaob March 19, 2019

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thanos (aka. the anus)

thanos (mostly known as the anus) is a pruple, big grape with nut sack chin. He has two beautiful daughters (i srsly dont understand how he has kids) and has a big rusty, basball mit. His mission is collect alllllll the beautiful pebbles so he can control the rock conventions he attends to. He is a horrible dad (considering he pulls one apart and kills the other for a pebble). he is T H E A N U S

"Hey, did you hear the new supervillian?"
"Oh yeaaaa huh, Isn't he thanos (aka. the anus)? he looks like a mishappen grape!"
"*gasp* i thought the same!!!

by deeb the mischievous May 21, 2019

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