Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.
by DarkWolfLord666 January 11, 2024

A Person (usually white) who is proud of colonialism and denounces and denies the fact that it ever harmed anybody. Usually a Right-Wing entitled Young White Guy.
Person 1: Hey man, colonialism hurt a lot of people.
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
Person 2: No man, it was great. I am proud of it! And they never killed anybody! White is right!
Person 1: OK then, crusader terrorist!
by Fautmumu November 13, 2020

One who runs academic courses and takes pleasure in the failings of their student cohort. An academic terrorist assigns material they know the students cannot pass without significant stress. Attempts to reason with an academic terrorist results in them refusing to change material and even doubling down on their stance.
The professor is writing the exam with material we haven't learned yet. They're such an academic terrorist.
by bogza October 30, 2019

Just because he's a terrorist doesn't mean he should not get into our country, that was very terroristic of you!
by EnKillePaNatet (lol) June 29, 2017

A specific title given to someone (or something) that changes the mood of a event or gathering in a bad way. Common occurrences of a Vibe Terrorist typically include paraphrasing or referencing something at an inappropriate time. Vibe Terrorist's can also target one individual within a group of people to feel unsettled.
Be advised, not all people with this title are aware they have received it, you must earn this title.
For example:
-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-
Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."
Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."
Tim: "What?"
Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "
Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"
Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"
Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."
Final Example:
-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-
The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*
Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
For example:
-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-
Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."
Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."
Tim: "What?"
Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "
Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"
Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"
Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."
Final Example:
-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-
The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*
Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
by fed_not_a_terrorist May 27, 2025

by sociallyinept November 3, 2013

A blinker terrorist is someone who utilizes fear and violence, often through the excessive or inappropriate use of their turn signal, to intimidate or control others on the road while driving.
1: The only way to drive in 2024 is to fully adopted and embrace the ideology of being a blinker terrorist.
2: Driving became so much easier once I became a blinker terrorist.
2: Driving became so much easier once I became a blinker terrorist.
by Harold McDougalson February 10, 2024
