by Please dont squeeze me!! June 5, 2009

by septembereighth September 21, 2018

a warm handshake between two people. Initiated by one person, who extends both hands at the same time; one in the shake position, the other to be on the outside of the shake reciever (or shakee, as one might call it). This combination of hand shake and slight compression on the backside of the hand being shaken creates a shake sandwhich. It is often performed with a slight inclination of the upper body towards the shakee. Most often used by older people, and has been mastered by such presidents as George Bush, for meeting foreign ambassadors and other figures.
I went to quickly shake George Bush's hand after his speech, but he whipped out the old patty shake, and I couldn't get out.
by John Austin March 9, 2007

verb: to masturbate (male) or to give a man a hand job. A reference to the TV infomercial product, ShakeWeight.
Man 1: Dude, wanna go shake the weight?
Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
Man 2: Nah man, I'm going to get some pussy tonight. Have fun though.
by InfomercialKing January 25, 2010

the point where sex feels so good on your clit that your legs cant even be stable anymore, most of the time a clear liquid will squirt out of your pussy called squirting.
by freakyjuless February 14, 2021

* Shakes girls hand *
" What is that white crap all over your hands ?!"
"My bad, I just got done shaking the bishop."
" What is that white crap all over your hands ?!"
"My bad, I just got done shaking the bishop."
by Missstermanies March 25, 2010

by flamegirl05 June 26, 2006
