Redneck Olympics

A NASCAR race.

Son-of-a-bitch, how many more weeks until Fox stops broadcasting the Redneck Olympics?

by DR. DISTRUCTO July 5, 2010

redneck engineering

The use of unorthodox methods and tools to build, modify or repair machinery, vehicles, etc, usually with little regard to finesse or technique.

Common tools include: sledgehammers, cutting torches, arc welders, come-alongs, jacks, porta-power kits, large prybars, sawzalls, lengths of pipe and 2 X 4s

So named for the stereotypical redneck who fixes things through brute force and duct tape.

The popular TV shows Monster Garage and Junkyard Wars often feature great masterpieces of redneck engineering

by Dr. Badwrench September 22, 2006

redneck science

redneck science is different from chemical reactions, it is a form of making something awesome occur without any knowledge of science or chemical reactions.

Billy bob and Jimmy john mixed mento's and soda. Thats NOT a chemical reaction, its redneck science.

by evil kniewel May 16, 2010

redneck jesus

Dale Earnhardt Jr. NASCAR driver/Southern U.S. spiritual figure

In talladegastan (also known as the southern holy land) there lies a redneck jesus. One who can make the masses consume their mass quantities of bud light and bask in his victory, and pledge their allegiance to him and the heavenly father Dale Earnhardt Sr. For it is told this is the true path to the land of Daytona, a heaven-like place with more left turns.

by 420blazeitfagit July 4, 2014

redneck grenade

The improper disposal of solid human waste when camping whereby the producer of said waste tosses it into the camp site of unsuspecting fellow campers.

When camping along the Duck River in Tennessee, Billy Bob pooped on a plate and tossed the redneck grenade like a frisbee onto the river bank where canoers later discovered it in horror.

by RedneckBilly April 29, 2010

Redneck Fencing

The act of fencing with a pitchfork. Red hair adds to the experience.

James died during a match of Redneck Fencing.

by trenlr911 November 2, 2014

Redneck Thunder

The rumbling cacophony of far-off Fireworks or Mortars, usually heard after the sun goes down.

Spouse: Is that Thunder?

You: Yeah, Redneck Thunder...

by A2endorser December 5, 2014