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mysteries make my head hurt

Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
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mystery finger

It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...

Sike. We all know what it is!
See my mystery finger? Figure out what it means!
by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018
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Mystery swirl

The random spluge-stain you see under a UV light (generally on a motel bed).
Brendan: "We stayed at the cheapest motel; it had a mystery swirl on the bed!"
by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
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Mysterious A.I. Breakthrough

Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
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The Mysterious Contraption

Bong. Device with which to smoke cannabis.
Bro bring "The Mysterious Contraption". I just got some awesome kush.
by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011
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Mystery Weed

Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 4, 2022
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mystery mile

The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
Awe man I have to shave my mystery mile before my date so Sarah can toss my salad
by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024
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