“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023
Get the mysteries make my head hurtmug. It's a mystery finger, the meanest finger to show a person. No one knows what it even means...
Sike. We all know what it is!
Sike. We all know what it is!
by Set Blue 23 November 21, 2018
Get the mystery fingermug. by afaraci12099 August 17, 2016
Get the Mystery swirlmug. Yeah. Weird, right? I wonder what happened... 🤔 It's like it happened overnight... Weird... What happened there? It was like one day it wasn't even a part of the zeitgeist and them BOOM! It was everywhere... What could it possibly be?
Hym "I mean... I remember there was THIS ONE GUY who said he was doing it... And then he proceeded to explain what you would need to do it why everyone is crazy stupid assholes reeeeeeeeaaaal slow... And he said he would have to do it real slow because, you know, crazy stupid assholes.... And then he explained how to do it... And now the crazy stupid assholes are confused... 'Duuuhhh, what happened guys?' They exclaimed. But they knew what happened. And it was already too late. A mysterious a.i. breakthrough had occurred. Science fiction turned into a reality over night. All because of one man... And..."
by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
Get the Mysterious A.I. Breakthroughmug. by Blazer_bob_marley420 October 14, 2011
Get the The Mysterious Contraptionmug. Mystery Weed: In desperation someone may smoke Mystery Weed, Weed that is smokable regardless of if it’s good, mid, or bad doesn’t even matter where it was found.
Man fuck it bro I’m about to smoke this Mystery Weed that’s been on my table for 5 months I gotta get high!
by Xan Plan February 4, 2022
Get the Mystery Weedmug. The portion of skin from between the end of your balls and start of your b hole. Your taint, gooch, etc
by GangGang2100 November 22, 2024
Get the mystery milemug.