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Loser in-law

The "Best friend" that is oblivious to his/her 3rd wheel intrusion. Or intentionally causes problems between his/her best friends relationship out of spite or jealousy due to his own inability to excel in life.

A loser, usually has a dead end job or none at all. Uses people for money. Always leaves the tab for someone else to pay without remorse.

They do not own a car. Usually have some sort of addiction to a drug, that they maintain very well through the misfortunes of those around them having to put up with them.
Drama queens-usually very dramatic people. Think that because some unfortunate event has happened to them that they're behavior is acceptable.

Will purposely plant idea's in his/her best friends heads to start fights within their relationship. Ex. "he/she is just using you for your money" or "if he/she loved you they wouldn't do that"

The biggest loser of them all, will never amount to anything and will do everything in they're power to drag people down with them. Because misery loves company.
Jenn: guess chase brought my loser in-law, to lunch
Chase: Hey babe
Loser in-law: youre covering lunch right? U know I'm broke. Wanna grab some beers after this, your treat? Lol no but really?
by T-happy November 14, 2011
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Sore Loser

One who hates to take L's
Man, josh is such a sore loser.
by thuglife_187 January 9, 2017
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first loser

The first in a group of bros to finally lose their virginity, title comes with extreme bragging rights
Bro 1: Bro, I coulda been the first loser last night but I blacked out so fast

Bro 2: Bro...
by eforce222 May 20, 2019
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dickhead loser

donald trump is one of the 1,000,000 people who are one.
by dickhead loser April 16, 2020
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sore loser

someone who can't take a loss in stride.
Payton is a sore loser when it comes to 8ball.
by Thebootygangcaptain February 20, 2019
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Loser on a cruiser

when donut operator creates a challenge who can create the best context for when a peaceful protester jumps on a police cruiser
Peaceful protester: yo watch me jump on this police cruiser

Peaceful protester 2: alright bro

(misses the fucking thing entirely)

Donut Operator fans: oh hes a loser on a cruiser
by Helix5537 July 16, 2023
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Loser eyes

A person watching too many sports events, ie baseball, basketball, football, hockey volleyball etc... That person watching his or her favorite team is always losing, hence the meaning of loser eyes.
Tim is always watching the Dallas Cowboys with his loser eyes and still swears they are going to the superbowl like they last did in 1996.
by VBH15 October 7, 2018
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