Golden Booger

noun.

An award for being the most boring. Like a Golden Globe, only much less entertaining.

So named for the anonymous little kid we've all seen who picks their nose when faced with a situation of sheer boredom.

"That history lecture deserved a Golden Booger."

by ninde January 17, 2008

Kasey Golden

An amazing artist with godly skills who loves ants

Person 1: "Wow that's amazing, You're a Kasey Golden with your work!"

by Sociopathicburrito June 10, 2019

Golden Caprisun

When a catheter is removed from an individual and injested by a receiving party.

This action can also be performed when a catheter is pushed into the urethra and injested.

“I saw grandma drinking a Golden Caprisun earlier today”.

by Mr Charmatic November 28, 2018

Golden Girl

A beautiful peng ting with a great personality

Goal orientated and is worth her weight in gold

She’s an absolute stunner melanin queen
But is also lowkey crazy don’t tell her though

But all in all Great girl that no other can match

Naomi is absolutely breath taking she’s the golden girl

by CHBK November 2, 2020

Golden Phelps

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.

Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.

A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."

by zayzay January 18, 2014

Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.

Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap

by Buxty June 16, 2010