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Crown rumping

The act of getting some one black out drunk on Crown Royal, inserting your fist into their anus, and leaving before they awaken.
I think my girl friend went crown rumping last night because my ass hurts and there were plastic gloves on the night stand this morning.
by Piptholomew June 23, 2017
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Canyon Crown

A Canyon Crown is the head of a victim who has been decapitated by Giza Glass. The Giza Glass doesn't entirely cut off a part of the human body, but instead when a body part is cut off, the victim can still control it and has no real body effects due to the nature of the glass. The part of the body that has been cut off will swell up and grow if not treated with vinegar, hence why Canyon Crowns appear in such a large size.
Wow, I really can't believe my aunt went to the Grand Canyon, got decapitated by some big-ass statue with a weird sword, and became a fucking Canyon Crown.
by Lil_BJ December 29, 2023
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Crown-kisser

(Noun) A person who honours and respects the British royal family (crown).

(Adjective) Referring to the beliefs and ideas of pro-royal sentiment in Britain and other commonwealth countries.
Elliot: Hey Derek, do you mind not insulting Queen Elizabeth around Oliver.

Derek: Why? He's not a crown-kisser, is he?
by ValiantBert March 7, 2024
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platinum qwerty crown

the second last qwerty crown you get it for making 250 qwerty definitions
person 1 I got the platinum qwerty crown
person 2 you are officially a loser now

person 1 now I need the rainbow qwerty crown
person 2 does that mean step 1 of 2 to become the loser god
person 1 yes
by vanillaijeidhei March 16, 2022
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The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"
by Mr_Mogus October 14, 2024
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The Triple Crown

The highest achievement in motorsports, winning the Monaco GP, Indianapolis 500, and The 24 Hours of Le Mans in one career.
Graham Hill is the only driver to have won The Triple Crown.
by da tech boi November 7, 2023
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Crown Molding

A condition where gunk has built up on your genetalia
R-Kelly hasn't washed his dick in a while and has some serious crown molding building up
by Rickwann March 17, 2019
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