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Coffee Party

The answering movement to the Tea Party, though not a liberal as the tea baggers are conservative.
Did you haer about the Tea Party?

Yeah, I did. Now they even have a coffee party for the Democrats!

No way!

They even meet in Starbucks!
by 0o_anonymous_o0 April 14, 2010
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Coffee Stain

When your titty fucking a girl, you look back and notice that you have left a racing stripe on her chest and nonchalantly wipe it away with the palm of your hand and continue.
Keep an eye on William, he is known to leave a nasty Coffee Stain.
by Kaka Butt December 11, 2007
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Bikini Coffee

The original Bikini Coffee Shop was founded by two brother's in Salem, Oregon. It started with one newspaper article in the local paper. Followed by local television news channels. Soon after Bikini Coffee was featured on CNN for its bikini themed coffee shops. The news exposure launched Bikini Coffee to franchise it's business, landing an astonishing 71 franchisees their very first year of being a franchisor.
Bikini Coffee was founded in May 2007.
by JustTheFactsMaam June 6, 2018
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harlem coffee

Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.
Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.
by UmmudChaaa January 26, 2018
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Benis Coffee

When you put your dick inside your boy/girl’s asshole, start fucking it, and then he or she starts shitting diarrhea onto your dick, in which you then put the drippings into a cup, resembling coffee. To make it a Benis Latte, you must bust a nut into it.
Guy: mmm that’s some good coffee
Girl: uhhh i don’t think you should be drinking that
Guy: why not? It’s good and hot
Girl: it was that benis coffee i accidentally gave you last night
Guy: EEEWWWWWWAEAAHHHHHUHHUH
by InternetSlangPhD May 2, 2022
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Coffee Chop

Pinching off a big coffee induced turd. Typically onsets about mid-morning or late afternoon.
You’ll have to excuse me. Need to coffee chop real quick. Guts a growling.

This afternoon coffee chop is a daily occurrence.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Coffee Block

That bitch move your co-worker makes to discuss work before you've had a chance to get coffee.
My boss coffee blocked me this morning looking for project files.
by mountain momma December 18, 2014
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