Toilet Texting

Making an excuse to use the bathroom while at work or other places in order to text without being noticed. This method is employed so as to avoid reprimand or repercussions from your boss or peers.

Mary decided toilet texting would be her best option since the boss was working nearby.

by sprite320 March 13, 2010

Testist

A person that is prejudiced against certain tests.

The testist felt that MCAT was better than LSAT based on appearance alone

by Natasha Cabot September 3, 2010

texting turrets

Random outburst of text, and after being sent is regretted.

He brings out my texting turrets.

by Jayz'sgrrl June 24, 2011

Textings

Try it. No human can correctly pronounce the word, "texts" , it usually comes out as "texs".

"I have sent you several textings about your grandmother has fallen and can't get up".

by VEER MORTAL July 2, 2011

textie-friendie

Someone you only communicate with by text and will likely never meet in person. Someone you text who is neither a boyfriend or girlfriend, just an acquaintance.

Its nice that we've never met but are so textie-friendie. We can text about whatever, whenever we feel like it, and there's no drama.

by twisted english May 25, 2014

Tele texting

when you and one or many of your home boys are txting each other about a show whilst all partici-pants watching the same show and txting each other on what just happened.

Guy 1- yo dude you watching the biggest loser all these fat asses are jiggilin
Guy 2 - yeah man im vomiting we r tele texting so much lately
guy1- yeah i know i pretty much invented it

by boobies_love March 26, 2009

one eye texting

when your in the bed laying down using 1 eye and 1 handto text message

I was one eye texting this chick til like 2am

by chris suave January 20, 2010