testicle race

When two men rub eachothers testicles against each other and the person who has the redest balls loses

Mike: my balls are still hurting form the testicle race we had

Jim: mine too but let's go again tonight

by Fronk donk August 25, 2017

testicle joshin

When a guy name Josh touches your testicles; Or when your girlfriend slaps them around and gets your hopes up.

Yeah man… Lindsey has totally been testicle joshin me lately.

by Horse Peen July 3, 2021

Testicle Ticklin' Turkey

The act of tickling someone's testicles while proceeding to gobble like a turkey

Johnny:*Proceeding to act like a Testicle Ticklin' Turkey*-"Goble goble goble goble goble" *tickles testicles*

Dan- "I told you to stop doing this Johnny"

by Bologna1515 April 16, 2020

Testicles

The last place you want to kick a man.

Krystin: Get away from me!

Darryl: Ouch! Why would you kick a man in the testicles? I just wanted to steal your purse.

by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025

Testicle

A word used to describe a bully. It originated from the "bull" who is the cow with a testicle.

She resembles a testicle.

by CleverCain December 10, 2023

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Testicle job

When someone plays with you're balls

Last night Betty gave me a testicle job

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017