Red tater chips

When you eat a woman out on her period and the blood sticks to your beard, you then proceed to run around the house until it dries peeling it off and eating it like a tater chip.

Those red tater chips I had last night were iron rich.

by Chaseypooh April 2, 2025

Tater Mud

Big huge piles of poopsy doopsey normally occuring after ingesting a hash brown or more commonly tater tots from iHop. The tater mud is a mean sloppy poopsy that leaks out of your rectum during poopsy squirts (see sharting).

Guy 1 - I just ate ihop, and I can already feel the tater mud slipping out of bung hole. Can I use your bathroom?

Guy 2 - No...

by McFrostyFlip May 31, 2010

Tater tits

Tater tot titties

She has some hot tater tits

by BeagleBoi February 16, 2022

Tater

(Noun) a Taylor Swift hater

Janice said that Taylor's new album is only so-so. She's such a tater.

by LordAlgebro May 7, 2023

Tater Tot

Tater Tot; adjective:

Many fans of Tate McRae call themselves, "tater tots"

1. Sarah is a tater tot. She even bought tickets for Tate McRae's concert!
2. I'm a HUGE tater tot!

by strawbvw January 21, 2024

Tater Crackers

Potato chips according to southern folks

I told my cousin to bring somethin’ for the BBQ, and this dude shows up with so many tater crackers, I’m like, ‘You tryin’ to snack us to death or cater a NASCAR race?

by Tom Bombadom December 27, 2024

Taters

Taters are a comment chommpy food for eating and Ubsorbing yum yum

Hey, I like your taters their lushes

by Gayturtelyay November 7, 2021