by Da Watcher August 15, 2005
Everyone knows her name , the most foul smelling being known to man. Constantly clearing rooms, changing underwear, and destroying peoples lives.
by Realist # 1 April 28, 2011
by cricketb99 August 17, 2010
"My girlfriend gave me a wicked Blumpkin last week and so I returned the favour with a Turkish Delight!"
by firewithfire July 15, 2006
1. A delicious rose flavored desert.
2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.
2. A sex position wherein a hairy man ties up a woman using roses, then proceeds to sit on her face, and ejaculate on her chest, all whilst smoking cigarettes on a Turkish rug (Ottoman optional). Armenians are banned from using this position.
by Arnie Linson October 21, 2014
It's where you're banging a girl, whilst she's sucking your grandfather off, meanwhile it's all being recorded by your father. The coup de gras of the Turkish Sandwich however is that your mother is in the kitchen making Belgian waffles. Yum!
by Pew@Staghelm September 08, 2009
The complete opposite of Jewish barber where a man from Turkey becomes a barber. It is used to slag someone of or describe someone who you dont like.
James W "OMG, i hate Craig G so much"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"
Raab A "Why"
James W"Just because he is a stupid turkish barber"
Raab A "ohh ok i understand"
by Robert G Allison July 15, 2010