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Tristan

Tristan is a boy with spongy ass hair who thinks that he can only be accepted by making 2012 rage comics and acting homosexual. He is usually found with a pack of absolute chads as their wingman
Chad 1: Tristan, get over here
*Tristan walks in like a bitch*
by DeluxeKeagan April 3, 2019
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Tristan

A person who is trapped in a washing machine, I should know my name is Tristan
Person: Tristan why are you in a washing machine
Tristan: Blub
by GuyInAWashingMachine May 19, 2022
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Tristan

Someone who seems intimidating at first but once you get to know them they are sweethearts. They are the nicest most caring people you’ll ever meet, they are trustworthy and once you’re in their close circle you should never let them go. They’ll always have your back and will never be afraid to tell you how it is. They’ll try their best to make you laugh when your sad and they’ll help you through the bullshit and help build you up once it’s all over. They’re cool headed and tend not to get upset but they have road rage and once they’re again steer clear of their path because they are on a mission. Also one the most attractive person you’ll ever meet.
GAT DAMN YOU SEE TRISTAN?
by Okayokayokayxox November 30, 2021
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Tristan

Your such a tristan
by Anonymous256927 September 6, 2019
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Tristan

Tristan..he’s in a fucking washing machine

Tristan have very very very very very vErY large balls
Tristan is very gay
by Fhgdvvgjbdgbfhffhhcdgnn July 10, 2022
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Tristan

Tristan is a very nice loyal person, with lots of love and respect. Do not irritate him because it can lead to bad things. Has a good sense of humour and never afraid of anyone. Although he does hold in a lot if insecurities and secrets he is the nicest person you will ever meet. There may be times where it feels like he has an attitude but thats just him on the regular.
Tristan is so nice and funny, but gets irritated quick!
by Crazy_2002 July 12, 2020
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Tristan

Tristan is a short fag with a red hat that never gets out of the fucking handball square and tells everyone to lick his balls meaning that he is indeed Homosexual.
Tristan is a faggot
by Hi Tristan November 27, 2018
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