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flat tire

His date was such a flat tire that he snuck out the back door and ditched her at the restaurant.
by Libertine October 2, 2005
mugGet the flat tiremug.

flat tire

In poker, a hand that needs a jack to improve.
"If I don't get a jack on the river, my straight's gonna be a flat tire."
by Coell May 14, 2005
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tired-core

man dude i stayed up on the computer sending in things to urbandictionary.com and im so tired-core
by Kregg October 15, 2003
mugGet the tired-coremug.

flat tire

when a girl sits down and her stomach's rolls look like a flat tire
damn look at that fat bitch's flat tire!
by Tin January 26, 2004
mugGet the flat tiremug.

Re-tired

The phenomenom in which a person is inexplicably alert upon waking but soon falls into a sleepy stupor.
This morning I woke up 30 mins before the alarm and was so alert that I could not fall back asleep and now...
I am so re-tired i will need a caffine enema to make it to lunch.
by Schneppleupagus October 5, 2010
mugGet the Re-tiredmug.

philly-tire

a car driving around the streets of philadelphia on a flat tire because the driver is too lazy or too drunk to get out and change it. one knows it by the sound of "ba dunk ba dunk ba dunk ka dunk ka dunk a dunk..."
" hey, check out rocky over there driving around on a philly-tire. he's a real hoagie-head. "
by johnny strang April 23, 2006
mugGet the philly-tiremug.

brain tired

when youve done shrooms and smoked 2 blunts and your brain cant form simple thoughts anymore
i would explain the definition but im so brain tiredd
by addicted2chaos November 26, 2010
mugGet the brain tiredmug.

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