Side Talking

When someone doesn't have the balls to say something to your face so they say shit under their breath or not directly to you but still imposing that they ain't with your shit.

Me: -cleaning-
Homeless dude walking down the street: -Mumbles unrealistic speak-
Me: Quit your side talking motherfucker

by TheTruthRevisedForASecondTime December 21, 2019

side slurp

When one (male or female) sucks, gobbles, or slurps another’s dick from the side.

Jenna fell right beside Tristan’s dick so she decided one side slurp would not hurt.

by Big body Jody April 20, 2018

Side Broe

Male Version of a side hoe. When a guy gets horny and his gf is out of town he turns to one of his guy friends for some lovin.

Guy 1 : Dude I miss my gf so much she gave me the best head

Guy 2: Well I can help with that!

Guy 1: Damn wtf that’s gay asf

Guy 2: Don’t worry im just your side broe.

Guy 1: Oh ok.

by wonfruend June 10, 2022

side-pa

The name your side-bitches kid(s) call your father.

Little Johnny’s side-pa came to school today for grand-parents day.

by Almost 2 November 14, 2018

Side Simp

The act of being a Side Hoe and a Simp at the same time.

that eboy is a side side simp

by UpsideEv December 13, 2019

Side Move

The act of giving up on a movie or TV show by rolling over on your side and going to sleep.

My girlfriend will have to finish watching this tomorrow. She looks like she's about to do the side move.

by jareface August 1, 2012

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

by LittleMcSwagger November 14, 2015