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Whale Behavior

A dumbass; a person that has no idea what is going on or just a idiot
Bro what is with this whale behavior
Jimmy stop with this whale Behavior
by Goturdumbass January 25, 2023
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whale kisser

Ever since Billy joined Green Peace, he has become a tree hugging, whale kisser.
by Michael Geico February 2, 2010
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Corn whale

A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
by The Prebeltuckian January 16, 2020
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whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.
Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.
by Brianator37 February 4, 2017
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Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.
"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"
by Stinky Link January 26, 2021
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Whale Banger

One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."
by AlfiePalmer1379 August 19, 2013
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muskeg whale

A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.

I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
by theedragoon September 24, 2013
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