Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.

Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015

Hittn switches

A person who’s tweaking balls and can’t stop moving around

Look at Amber she’s hittn switches hard she must have some good shit

by TubeSteakDickDouglas March 26, 2022

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021

The Bae and Switch

Two Close Friends where one of them is is about to or is already screwing some chick/dude, and without the other (3rd party) person knowing, they swap with each other.

The "Bae and Switch"

The Bae and Switch: I was stuck in a room with this fat chick, and I didn't wanna fuck her, so I hit the light, and pulled a Bae and Switch with my Wingman.

by Baesically September 6, 2017

Switch Batter

meaning that someone swings both ways or the oppostite way of what their own gender is

"Gosh that dude is a switch batter"
"Dude hes been bi for 6 months now"

by bigfromALD January 15, 2010

switch sucker

A person who sticks one thumb up their ass and another thumb in their mouth. Then they set a timer for how ever long they feel and when the timer goes of they switch thumb positions and continue until they are satisfied.

Oh yeah that kid Owen is a Switch Sucker he likes to get freaky at night, at least that's what his ex told me.

by oweneatsass911 October 16, 2017