A girl you take out on a date who is normally very ugly, but when she dresses up and wears make-up she looks OK at best.
by Butler Butt Clogger October 18, 2011
Get the Polished Turdmug. Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.
by NascaSoft August 17, 2007
Get the Doorknob Polishermug. When you piss in a girls's ass during anal sex then you pull out and the piss squirts out of her ass
by bigdork357 August 1, 2011
Get the Polish Waterfallmug. An emergency prophylactic in which a sandwich bag is used in conjuction with a twist tie to secure it. Raid is lightly sprayed on the outside as a spermicide.
by Ray Head April 23, 2008
Get the Polish Condommug. When a person covertly drops ass in anothers work space, usually a cubicle. Usually done on the sly, like staging a fake conversation in the area around the cube or office, and then pointing your ass in the opening/door, and farting, and then walking away - as though nothing has happened. Polish Falcons are only effective with a silent fart, if you let a ripper or a popper out -- the gig is up.
I saw Mr. Baker vomit burp when he caught the smell of the Polish Falcon that Tony left in his cube.
Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.
Phector tried to deliver a Polish Falcon to Winston, but it was a popper and he shit his pants.
by Crack O Da Ass February 8, 2005
Get the Polish Falconmug. When driving down a 2 lane road, to pass the car in front of you on the shoulder as opposed to pulling into the oncoming lane and passing on the left.
by Mister Fadrick September 23, 2006
Get the Polish Passmug. Standing in large groups of smelly Europeans while waiting on your next flight when there are clearly areas to spread out.
Look at Hayes. That dude is stuck in a Polish Layover and there are a lot of extra spaces over here.
by Tiger Cobbler 2013 July 2, 2012
Get the Polish Layovermug.