When you drive behind a redneck in an aggressive manor and eye fuck them into driving fast at night; while following them closely so they clear the road of all deer, other animals, and debris. Best works if they keep thinking you want to pass them..
The deer are nuts tonight so I’ll be Deer Plowing a redneck from the gas station so I can get home faster to play call of duty..
by Darr the Starr November 19, 2021
by beavae October 14, 2021
It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
by Diplotard_101 November 07, 2020
Jim: Did you hear John got his deer ears?
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
Peter: Oh, yeah?
Jim: Yeah, he rubbed one out in the forest yesterday.
by beavae October 14, 2021
by Red deer sucks March 02, 2024
by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014
When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025