small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)
Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
by r0w1ck April 26, 2024
by Deduper November 28, 2017
Very recent Canadian slang used when a person or a group of people get into trouble or an altercation and defend their actions by stating "but we had a bouncy castle". It came from the trucker convoy in Ottawa in 2022 when some participants excused their bad behaviour by stating there was a bouncy castle set up for the kids.
Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Used sarcastically when younger people get drunk and/or a party gets out of hand and the police show up.
Sorry Officer, we didn't mean to wake up the neighbourhood or cause any grief. We even set up a bouncy castle.
by Lillian Grundy August 06, 2022
Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel
by Stuffedhobo July 11, 2023
The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.
My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.
by @mekinizem March 08, 2016
by Lipperella October 06, 2017