A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.
Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.
by anonymous January 28, 2025
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Hubschmid, the wearer of Tennis Talentschule is an extravagant schmied for hubs (pornhug, githug)
Hubschmid, the wearer of Tennis Talentschule is an extravagant schmied for hubs (pornhug, githug)
by mike_zvz May 24, 2023
Get the Tennis Talentschule mug.John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?
by S0lari0us June 9, 2023
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Maria and Michael played capitalist tennis yesterday, Maria ended up losing and was very drunk by the end!
by RandyRhoads84 June 4, 2024
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After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.
After our first doubles match John told me he only wants to play one on one wet tennis from now on.
by renegadeshurpaofjazz July 8, 2024
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In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.
In one of the endings for Red Dead Redemption 2 (Specifically helping John with Low Honor) Arthur gets into a fight and is eventually shot by a former member of the gang, Micah. During this sequence, Micah will say *Damn you!" and Arthur will reply with *Damn us both!". The way Arthur says "Damn us both" sounds like "Tennis Boat" which eventually became a meme.
Micah: "You're not better than me, Morgan!"
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*
Arthur: "Whatever you say, you fool!"
Micah: "Damn you!"
Arthur: "TENNIS BOAT!"
*Arthur dies*
by Idfkyoupickone April 14, 2025
Get the Tennis Boat mug.A somewhat unusual nickname for someone who may resemble a tennis ball. Bonus points for the tennis ball-like individual if they also are friends with someone who may resemble a golf ball, likes to invent things, and says "Awww, okay......." a lot. The individual receiving the nickname does not actually need to be tenacious, ironically.
Nickel: Whatcha doing here, Tenacious Tennis Bennis?
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔
Tennis Ball: Horrendous nickname.
The OSC probably: doomed yaoi 😔
by HankBoiWasTaken May 23, 2025
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