Shrek

Shit on a plate and use the shit as lube and fuck the partner in the ass hole while he plays Shrek The video Game

I'm Gunna SHREK the shit out of u;)

by nictendo64 September 8, 2011

Sarekha

1.Makes loads of facial expressions
2.Is very loud and energetic
3.Bossy
4.Talks to herself in the mirror, vein

1."She's taking to herself in the mirror, she's doing a sarekha"

2."While she talked to me she made lots of facial expressions like a sarekha"

by Eye infection x November 14, 2009

shrekexican

A Mexican over 300 lbs and a minimum height of 6 foot 5

That mexican dude was huge .big ass shrekexican.

by Benito Ordonez jr. February 18, 2015

Shrek-a-whore

The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.

Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.

by Fooferking September 12, 2015

Shrek

god

shrek is love shrek is life

by s0me r3ally gr8 b8 m8 June 29, 2016

Shrek

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

His love reaches my buttocks every night.
I whisper in my sleep, this is your swamp.
He lets out a mighty roar and says it's all ogre now.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

by The Local Sanwich Maker June 13, 2016

Shrek

Unit of measurement for time. One shrek is equal to 1 hour and 35 minutes, which is also the length of the movie.

"See you in a shrek!" (1h35')
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47'30'')
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by tacboss1234 May 30, 2018