Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

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Rubber stockings

Dabchicks fashion, also, possibly johnny’s.

Tom: Are those rubber stockings?
Adam: Nah, it’s just a condom.

by Dudebloke March 19, 2021

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Stocking the shelves

The act of taking a dump in a store's display case

I was so frustrated with the quality of their product, that I helped them by "stocking the shelves" with some of my own product.

by GlassMan84 February 5, 2021

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this week's laughing stock

The joke of the internet, until the next one comes along. Due to the short attention span of the collective internet, being the laughing stock for an entire week is very bad.

"I will dig up every bit of dirt you have and make you this week's laughing stock."

by SomeCaliGirl October 1, 2022

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Stock-Hawk

Someone who obsessively watches over their stocks like a minute-trader

Josh: Hey did you see BTC just rose 0.00000023% omg it’s about to bubble
Ashley: *on the phone* yeah I don’t think we’ll have a second date, he’s a stock-hawk and won’t shut up.

by SandalSun April 3, 2021

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