stiff wristed

A word used by slingy to describe his lesbian sister.

Yo man, my little sister don't like boys she is stiff wristed

by Dirty Red no. 2 March 14, 2017

Stiff Shit

Stiff Shit commonly used in conjunction or in replacement of too bad. Used when someone is complaining of something or being a little bitch about a situation.

Example 1:

Boss: Mate I need you to start work a bit earlier tomorrow to get this job complete.
Employee: Oh but boss I really was looking forward to a sleep in tomorrow morning.

Boss: Stiff shit, see you at 6.

Example 2:

Veruca Salt: Daddy, I want another pony.
Verucas' Dad: Stiff shit.

by Tofu and Sprouts October 8, 2018

stiff whisker

when your cat comes at you, purring, meowing, licking your cheeks, rubbing its body against your face, thirsty for attention but you decide to ask it about its political views and ethical values because your cat needs to learn that it cannot impose its will on you and must be domesticated by all means.

Miezi, bloody stiff whisker, tried to do it again!

Fuck off, Miezi. Wait..

by Krkič May 8, 2019

Stiff

A religious man who talks about God in the day but a freak in the sheets. (Also known as the energizer bunny! )He is fast as lightening and the hardest working man in America. He is stronger than Bruce Lee and can eat a thanksgiving dinner in less than 40 seconds. He says he doesn’t have time for the hermanas but weekend nights he goes to the strip clubs to preach to the hermanas the Palabra but, will deny it all. Other phrases he uses is also “Te atrapre” “CF01” as well “se acabo” and his phrase most used phrase is “mucho cuidado”

A gentleman is taking 4 hours to choose a wallet and when he finally chooses one you walk by and say “Stiff”

by The hermano March 25, 2019

skinfag

Non-furry

"Goddamn skinfags banned me for being a furry again"

by Lishieee October 30, 2021

Run-stiff

used to describe someone who is keen as/desperate or horny for sex so much they look like a naked man running with a hard on.

Also used to describe how much you want/wanted to have sex with a girl

haha you were so run-stiff over that girl on friday night you couldn't take your eyes off her!

yeah bro when I saw that bitch shaking dat ass she made me sooo run-stiff I just wanted to fuck her right then

dude I saw you talking to that girl it was so obvious you were running stiff for her

shit I'm feelin' run-stiff tonight bro lets go get some pussy!

by yo bama February 10, 2010

Charles Stanford

Awesome, super sexy and a massive sex machine. Usually has a huge cock and is alot of fun.

girl 1: wow is she fucking Charles Stanford
girl 2: Yeah im so jealous
girl 1: so am i

by ioputy121 July 24, 2011